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For the woman who has ev’rythin’,
‘n’ I mean that lit’rally,
there is nothing you can purchase,
for her big mid-life birthday.
You can gift your time and money,
but that’s all par for the course.
So I gifted her a threesome,
hopin’ I could pick the horse.

Well I’m not sure how she took it,
‘cos she played her poker face,
she just looked at me and smiled,
an’ all she said was “Yeah, ok.”.
If I was laughin’ on the outside,
I was shakin’ on the in.
When the night arrived to perform,
it was me downin’ the gin.


©31.7.2019 Andrew Robert Chapman


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