Big Girls


Maybe you’re a leg man, maybe ass or hips,
perhaps the man who gets off on red hot lips.
True! There’s no point skimping when you’re eyeing up the gash,
but better safe than sorry don’t keep things under wraps.


It’s all been said before,
life really is too short. For

Big girls.

Some men have a fetish, maybe ears or feet,
see their two veg mashed while they beat their meat.
But I can’t get my head round the fattening of the lean,
that wobbling sweaty flesh should banned as too obscene.

©20.7.2011 Andrew Robert Chapman

ORIGINAL
Maybe you’re a leg man,
maybe ass or hips.
Maybe you’re the sort of man who
gets off on cherry lips.
True! There’s no point in you skimping
when you’re eyeing up the women.
But don’t let things go ballistic,
don’t let her lose those vital statistics.
get out of hand.
So her vital statistics
should never go ballistic.
Maybe some like a big ass,
‘cos she’s a big girl now.
A big, big girl.


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