Goin’ Bald


Hair in the sink, and on the floor.
Sudden hairloss s’what I saw.
So much lost hair, room’s full of it.
I do not like the look of this.

I just can’t think straight – thinkin’ about thinnin’.
I’m so light-headed, but now’s the time for action,

just stop me
goin’ bald.
They’re selling curling tongues and crimpers in the street.
For grey, you can dye it brown, it works a treat.
Well I just hope they can transplant hair from my cheeks.
‘cos it’s no fun,
my hair was long,
I’m goin’ bald.
I’m goin’ bald.

No new growth, no single shoot,
so damn ugly, bald as a coot.
Now just hair-brained, so here’s my plan;
I’ll wear a wig! Ahh fuck you all!

I’m not scared of trying, I just don’t want to.
My heads so shiny, I should really ought to.

I’m goin’ bald.
They’re selling extensions and hair-strips by the feet.
For grey, it’s distinguished if you just leave it.
Well I just hope they can transplant hair from my knees.
‘cos it’s no fun,
my hair was strong,
I’m goin’ bald.

I buy a hair restorer,
mix it in on Wednesday,
try again on Thursday,
hair’s fell out by Saturday!
Where’s my hair gone?
My hair’s gone!
Don’t know what to really do,
give it another try.
Make it extra strong,
but it burns my scalp and eyes.
And my hair’s gone!
All my hair’s gone!
Disappeared!

(Gone all bald)
They’re selling styling gel and hairspray in the street.
I pray, I’ll wake up from this nightmare of a dream.
Well I just hope they can transplant hair from my feet.
‘cos it’s no fun,
my hair is gone,
I’ve gone all bald.

(Where’s all my hair gone?)
I’ve gone all bald.
(Where’s all my hair gone?)
I’ve gone all bald.
(Where’s all my hair gone?)
Where’s my hair?
(Where’s all my hair gone?)
It’s all gone.
(Where’s all my hair gone?)
It’s all gone.

©28.10.2011 Andrew Robert Chapman


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