Ali The Terrorist


To England,
a foreign lorry came.
It brought an extremist terrorist,
and Ali was his name.
One dark night,
he blew up a burger chain,
then off he ran to Birmingham
and was never seen again.

oooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ali the terrorist packed his gun
And said goodbye to the immigrants
Off he went with a bangity bang
Bang, bang bang
Ali the terrorist packed his gun
And trundled off to the social
Off he went with a bangity bang
Bang, bang bang

Night by night
Recruiting a mob was his task.
When Ali was leading the violent riot
He hid behind a mask.
No more hardship,
for Ali to endure.
The DSS gave him a home and cash
to fund his radical cure.

oooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ali the terrorist packed his gun
And a rucksack full of explosives
Off he went on a dangerous mission
Crash, bang, boom
Ali the terrorist packed his gun
And trundled back to Al Qaeda
Off he went with a self detonate
Crash, bang, boom

CHORUS

The mullah of Islam was calling
Far from Pakistan
They got caught one night, in a bright spot light,
By a donner Kebab van

oooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ali the terrorist packed his gun
And a rucksack full of explosives
Off he went on a dangerous mission
Crash, bang, boom
Ali the terrorist packed his gun
And trundled back to Al Qaeda
Off he went with a self detonate
Crash, bang, boom

©22.2.2013 Louise Victoria Greshon

So Ali the terrorist packed his gun
And with a belly full of biryani
Off he went with a trumpety trump
Trump, trump, trump


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