Ali The Taliban

(to The Toy Dolls’ score: Nellie The Elephant)

To the West/England/From the East two terrorists Islam’s came.
They sneaked past Intelligence Agencies and Ali was their name.
One dark night, whilst plotting plans of pain,
one accidentally dropped a bomb and was never seen again.

oooooooooooooooooo…

Ali the terrorist dropped his bomb
and said hello to his Maker.
Up he went in a cloud of smoke
Tick. Tick. BOOM!
Ali the terrorist asked his God,
“Where the hell are my virgins?”
But all his bits had been blown away.
Tick. Tick. BOOM!

Night by night Ali two prayed for a Jihad.
When he was leading the violent mob,
he felt so fierce and bad.
No-more arrests, Abu Hamza had cost too much,
so Ali ran riot till sudden disquiet his underpants blew off his crotch!

oooooooooooooooooo…

Ali the terrorist set off his bomb
and said hello to his Maker.
Up he went in a cloud of smoke
Tick. Tick. BOOM!
Ali the terrorist asked his God,
“Where the hell are my virgins?”
But his best bit had been blown away.
Tick. Tick. BOOM!

Ali the terrorists set off their bombs
and said hello to their Maker.
Up they went in a cloud of smoke
Tick. Tick. BOOM!
Ali the terrorists asked their God,
“Where the hell are our virgins?”
But their best bits had been blown away.
Tick. Tick. BOOM!

A mullah Islam had promised:
“Paradise and bliss”.
But now they’re there, everyone stops and stares,
and it hurts to take a piss.

oooooooooooooooooo…

Ali the terrorists set off their bombs
and said hello to their Maker.
Up they went in a cloud of smoke
Tick. Tick. BOOM!
Ali the terrorists asked their God,
“Where the hell are our virgins?”
But their best bits had been blown away.
Tick. Tick. BOOM!

©21.2.2013 Andrew Robert Chapman

Ali the terrorist strapped on his bomb
and hid it under his Burqa.
Couldn’t see much through the slit at the front.
What. A. Shame! (Cunt!)


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