Devil’s Threesome


I have lived in sin! I have used and abused.
I’ll try anything old, I’ll try anything new!
Bin/Stayed on the straight and narrow, maybe a little bit bent,
I gotta chequered past, an’ ma best bosum friend.

I can’t remember when or if we signed in blood,
I could not conceive/dream that it would be so good!

Devil’s threesome.

I wasted most of my life chasing fantasies,
reality-checks tore them apart at the seams.
I always end up with the short-end of the stick:
From kiss-me-slowly/no-ly to kiss-me-quick, / my dick

A friend in need, is a friend in deed,
when some extra muscle is what she needs.
A bird in the hand, (yeah!) ‘n’ two in the bush!
Better the Devil you know when shove comes to push.

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I’ve bin disappointed, I’ve bin overjoyed,
from whisky-dick to the unreal McCoy.
But three ain’t a crowd when you got fast friends
and you’re promising a lady a threesome heaven.

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©25.4.2016 Andrew Robert Chapman

and you’re promising a lady a Hollywood end
and you’re promising a lady to send her to heaven.

I have lived in sin, I have lived in hope,
I’ll try anything new, I’ll try anything old.
I have lived in sin, I have lived in hope,
took it on the chin and bin on the ropes.
I’ve gotta chequered past, but a man can still dream
‘n’ I still crack a wry-smile at the things I’ve seen.

From stunnin’ super-models to their fat, ugly friends,
I’ve learned to grin and bear it, make my own happy ends.


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