I Met A Porn Star

I met a porn-star (a porn-star), the other night.
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I met a porn-star (a porn-star). The other night.
I met a porn-star (a porn-star), the other night.
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I met a porn-star (a porn-star). The other night.
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I’d heard dumb fucks good but since I’ve met her,
I love to correspond and we use a French letter.

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Cocked and loaded – ready for action
Cocked and loaded – give me deep satisfaction

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I met a porn-star (a porn-star), the other night.
I met a porn-star (a porn-star), the other night.
I met a porn-star (a porn-star), the other night.


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She’s slim and pretty, got a lovely boob job / from bottom to top.
She likes her work, very much, but doesn’t know when to stop.

She likes horses, or riding – stallions at least.
When she’s not being filmed, then she likes to practice.

She’s a really very nice girl, actually.
She’s likes anal, fellatio and DP.

One thing led to another, and it’s kind of eerie, / when she mentioned BBC,
Now I feature in a short scene on a DVD.

©24.11.2011 Andrew Robert Chapman


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