Jack Hammer


Si-Siberian winter’s stormed on in from the East.
Feels like absolute zero for man and for beast.
Need to head for warmer waters, any port in a storm,
but lady luck’s on our side, a siren beckons and calls.

She’s got: a film star smile, heat-seeking honey-bee-line. Yeah, she sure looks good – from Russia with love.

Underlying:
Jack Hammer. Jack Hammer.
(tone higher) Jack Hammer. Jack Hammer
(o.Tone) Jack Hammer. Jack Hammer.
(tone higher) Jack Hammer. Jack Hammer
Lead
She’s givin’ a Jack Hammer.
Mmmm.
Goes at it like a Jack Hammer.
Little Hammer and Sickle gotta Jack Hammer love.

There’s a man of the cloth and he’s taken his pew,
showing three lovely ladies how to do what’s taboo / what they never should do.
And as the dancing girl stops, suggestive whispering starts,
hand slowly slides for your money, her other’s stealing your heart.

Slavonic looks so divine, moves make you lo-se your mind. From Russia with love, yeah, she’s wickedly good.

CHORUS

Don’t be fo-oled by,
her coy, sh-y style,
she’s no mutton dressed like lamb, she’s gonna use it while she can.
And as you la-y there,
under her sultry stare / Naked and bare / shower in dark, lo-ng hair
then you flick her little switch, and she explodes to fever pitch.
She’s a bitch.

SOLO

CHORUS

Yeah you do what you can, but got a tiger by the tail.
So just hang on tight and watch her scratch and flail.
‘n’ if there’s life left in the old dog, just better cut and run.
‘cos this pussy’s got her gloves off and she’s not playin’ dumb.

CHORUS

©10.12.2012 Andrew Robert Chapman
My heart’s beatin’ like a Jack Hammer.
Don’t think you’ve broken her in, it’s the eye of the storm,
so if there’s life left in the old dog, just better cut and run.
From the fun.


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