Shemale


Who’s to claim what’s right or wrong?
Although enough laws try their best.
What’s to abhor,
in our new normal?
Hatespeak and thought crime’s supressed.

I don’t know what’s on her mind
but it don’t feel right, when she starts to grind.
And I’m not one to brag and gloat,
but when I think of her, I get a lump in my throat

Shemale!

There’s a manly gene under that pretty face.
Sh-He’s one of the boys, but sh-he’s wearing lace!
The girls can’t keep up, they can’t hold a candle.
Sh-He’s the talk of town, sh-he’s too hot to – manhandle.

Maybe it’s somethin’ of a shock.
Maybe you don’t care less.
When you get more
than you bargained for.
When she pulls your hand under her dress.

I don’t know what’s on her mind
but it don’t feel right, when she starts to grind.
Maybe sounds like a fairy tale,
but with a Grimm ending, sittin’ out (our) time in jail.

CHORUS

Well I thought I’d a liberal mind,
’bout men who wear suspenders
I must confess,
when he slips out of his dress
Guess I’m the worst repeat offender!

©26.5.2013 Andrew Robert Chapman

Cover photo: Length wise half man/woman. if band don’t want to do it, then “naughty nun” with rear of “single” cover their revealed women’s underwear.

yeah sh-he gets around.
they call her a whore
between a rock and a hard place.
she’s got such a pretty face.
He knows how to hold the pace.
I think I’m a disgrace
She’s one of the boys!


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