Squirter


Doesn’t have to hide behind conceited false modesty,
know(s) she’ll steal the show.
She doesn’t seem to care that she’s a medical anomaly,
maybe she doesn’t know.
She’s taken over the reins, tight-lipped takin’ no prisoners,
thrashin’ down the home straight,
But I won’t change horses in the middle of a river,
I know she’s worth the wait.

She’s not a tease, not a flake nor a flirter,
she’s not a disappointment ‘cos she’s a

(she’s a) squirter.

Why count the pennies? The best things in life are free,
I bin giv’n t’understand.
If you got it, use it, tiny dancer wear it out on me,
organ grinder ‘n’ jizzman. (jazzman)
Take your time, take it slow, enjoy the ride ‘n’ save the best till last,
ahmin no rush to leave/go
No need to fake it till you make it, I’m old enough ‘n’ steadfast,
‘n’ I ain’t that naive/dildo.

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She’s got a 5mil shooter waitin’ to be cocked.
I’m her backdoor man with a frontdoor to (un)(b)lock

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©11.4.2019 Andrew Robert Chapman


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