Tanya Welch


She didn’t waste her time on idle sweet nothings,
straight and direct – told it how it was.
She needs a married guy, who hasn’t had a good f@ck.
She’s a naughty bitch who needs accused in the a$$.

Look through my pics and f@ck me.
Don’t forget me.

Tanya Welch

A “Quick Affair Match” in your face eyecatcher,
a click-bait mail had avoided my spammer.
I wondered briefly, was Tanya bona fide?
She wrote special chrctrs and had terrible grammar.

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But who was I to judge? Maybe she’s a lonely rich Russian?
And the @ and the $ got lost in translation.
So I decided to answer, thank her for her offer,
and what do you know! I accused her in the a$$!

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©30.11.2015 Andrew Robert Chapman

A “Quick Affair Match” was the E-Mail’s title,

Original Mail
Tanya Welch

You’ve got a Quick Affair Match

I need a married guy who hasn’t had a good f@ck for a long time Naughty bitch needs to be accused in the a$$
Look through my pics and f@ck me

Don’t forget me


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